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Wrote some captions, laughed at all my own jokes for The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, and had a great time doing it!!
Happy Saint Paddy’s Day!! If you’re like me and hunkered down for the day cooking brisket and drinking Guinness, be sure to check out my brand new special “Hey Big Boy” now streaming on Netflix.
Watch Here: https://smarturl.it/BertK.HeyBigBoy
LA!!!! Come out to The #BODYSHOTSWORLDTOUR!! I'll see you this Friday at the Theatre at The Ace Hotel. If you haven't gotten your tickets yet, grab them at: BertBertBert.com
One word... WOW!!!
#BodyShotsWorldTour starts back next week! Get your tickets at BertBertBert.com!
Tickets are still available in Sydney and Perth via the link in my bio! 🕷#BodyShotsWorldTour
Pre-sale TICKETS are AVAILABLE NOW! Don't miss my Fall #BodyShotsWorldTour! Use the code SHOTS to get your tickets NOW: smarturl.it/Bert_Shows
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Fresh off of the @NBA, comedians @adamraycomedy and Brad Williams helped me cook Steak & Mini Bloomin' Onions on the new #SomethingsBurning. Don’t miss Brad’s near death experience. @All Things Comedy
Dane Cook has never had alcohol. Seriously. This week, the legendary comedian is in for a new #Bertcast episode.
🇷🇺Mother Russia salutes you! 🇷🇺#TheMachine is now on Netflix! In honor, here's my face on Putin’s body. I encourage the internet to make more! Watch it now and spread the word! Link in my story! Netflix Is A Joke
There is no question that I have won the #TourBusWars - Tom Segura has remained submissively silent - this weekend in Durham, Charolette, Atlanta, & Orlando please refrain from calling me Burnt Chrysler, Brent Crystals, or The Fattest Most Racist Comic Alive & refer to me only as the #TourBusChamp ... or #ChampChamp ... or #TheMachine !!!