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Ahoy

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Shared December 6, 2019

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J West

Beginning: This gun is ugly.
End: It's Perfect.

2 months ago | [YT] | 2,022

loli_lover.69

This guy can talk about the shit he took this morning and still make it sound interesting

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 1,201

Garlic Bread For Hire

Imagine submitting a pistol to an army and getting beat by some shovel maker

1 month ago | [YT] | 957

Gordon Freeman

"sometimes, ugly is beautiful"
You been spying my mum's conversations about me or something?

2 months ago | [YT] | 779

SmokeFan2014

In a nutshell:

A Glock is the Toyota Corolla of handguns;
Ugly, but reliable.

1 month ago | [YT] | 681

Shawn Barbour

"Ahoy" the definition of quality not quantity

2 months ago | [YT] | 14,009

xCCflierx

"The Glock is for everyone."
Most romantic shit ever.
Its like motorcycles and classic cars that are so simple and cheap that you can clean and maintain it yourself.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 363

GGboy

everyone when they hear glock: ah yes, a gun

me, a percussionist: g l o c k e n s p i e l

2 months ago | [YT] | 940

asddfjkkl

"tailor made for terrorists"

well, T-Side (csgo) agrees with that

2 months ago | [YT] | 322

Shawn Simmons

"No one loads like Gaston, no one shoots like Gaston, no ones gun is as light and as cheap as Gaston" 😂😂

1 month ago | [YT] | 144

shooterDisease

Austria: needs new pistol

Gaston Glock who specializes in shovels: I’m about to perform what’s called a ‘pro-gamer move’

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,688

Antoine M97

This channel is purely underrated.


Oh, and we need the FAMAS.

1 month ago | [YT] | 93

i do cool videos

Ahoy: It's ugly, A couple of rectangles overlapped, like a gun drawn by a child.
Glock: Am I a joke to you?

2 months ago | [YT] | 192

Georg Gross

America: Glocks are invisible to x-rays!
Austria: You just didn't check them with x-rays.
America: Oh...

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 82

shortchad323

"Sometimes boring is exactly what you need."
Function over form in a nutshell.
It just works. And that's the only thing that matters.

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 39

sowlbadguy

No one:
Ahoy: Kept you waiting huh

2 months ago | [YT] | 190

ReboyGTR

I can’t belive nobody has done this joke before.

No one makes Glocks like Gaston.

1 month ago | [YT] | 20

Nigel Yong

Oh how I've missed your silky smooth voice Ahoy. You make anything sexy.

"Here we have 2 boxes." God damn if that don't sound good in your voice.

2 months ago | [YT] | 64

Mieszko Zdun

Please, make a video on the M2HB Browning "Ma Deuce"

The heavy machine gun that's powerful enough to destroy a cinderblock and strong enough to survive almost 100 years of service

2 months ago | [YT] | 53

Mindshuffler 333

"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon."
But I'm willing to bet that you're just the person to make it sound interesting.

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,610