41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...)

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Shared December 23, 2016

Thank you to all of the dads who have made so many wonderful dad jokes over the years, many of which I stole for this video. There is a partial list of sources below!

Thanks everyone for your kind wishes during paternity leave. It's been intense and wonderful. I am glad I had a joyful way to return to this channel even though there's a lot to be concerned about in the world and my country right now. I really love making these videos, and I am very lucky to have this thing in my life.

If you're able and interested, John and I will be having many fun times at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria in Boston, February 25th and 26th. http://www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com

I just found out I was dating a communist.
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Father Figure
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I can saw wood just by looking at it
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I wear my leather shoes when I’m sneaking around because they’re MADE of hide.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
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I love how the earth rotates, it really makes my day.
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Tupperware? Tupperhere!
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You know where you get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
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“How long is dinner going to be?”
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Oh boiling water...you will be mist!
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Good Morning, how’d you sleep?
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What book are you reading?
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Why won’t you untangle!
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Orion’s belt is a huge waste of space
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What do you get when you divide a poop into three pieces
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How many sides does a circle have?
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Huh...there’s a hole in my shoe…
ME TOO! It’s how I get my foot inside!

Jean Jacket
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HILL AREAS!!
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Will Smith
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