Shared December 12, 2018
I have been wearing boas for 2 years. I have been wearing a double chin scarf for 9 years.I have had green hair for 8 years. I have been wearing nothing but Judge Judy robes for 7 years. For the first time since becoming completely insufferable, I am putting on normal clothes. Is this what I looked like before I became the #1 goblin monster in all of Montreal? Honestly no I looked more like a puffy Kathy Bates in 2011 but whatever. What will happen when I put on actual clothing? Will the earth tremble? Will Moses smile? Will I feel like an uncomfortable bulgy 13 year old at a skate park? The answer to all of the above is yes.
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