r/AskReddit Funniest Drill Sergeants from boot camp stories

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Shared June 25, 2019

In this video we will read and talk about people experiences from boot camp. With a focus on all the insane things Drill Sergeants and TI/DI's do to teach soldiers how to survive a war zone. Sometimes it's such sage advice as collecting pine cones, while other times the advice are more of a stick than a carrot. Also lots of push ups. Like. a. lot. Enjoy!

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Joseph Gross

the DS can't zero the sights for him because the zeroing is based around where your cheek sits on the buttstock and how you orient you sight picture. Unless the DS and the private are built exactly the same proportions it's not likely he zeroed the rifle.

5 months ago | [YT] | 238

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phillip shive

My dad told me this story when he was at boot camp. Towards the last couple days the DI’s were being nice and taking it easy and letting people rest. Everyone was happy. One of the big rules is never ever ever touch a DI’s hat. One of the di left his hat on his desk or something. So this one kid put on the hat and took a bunch of pictures of him wearing it. The DI found the pic somehow and the last days were hell. Turns out the DI told the kid to do it.😂

5 months ago | [YT] | 161

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War Fighter

6:00 "which one of you mother*&ckers sold me out for a god damn banana?" best thing...

3 months ago | [YT] | 43

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Just Another Human

I haven't laughed as hard as I have in a while after hearing the pinecone story

3 months ago | [YT] | 32

Mark Tan

When I was in boot camp, we had urban ops training with blanks. We were briefed to clear this room with supposedly 2 figure 1.1 targets in it. What nobody told me was that the DS was gonna be in there watching us.
Come my turn, I took point. I breeched, entered just as a second DS wanted to exit the room (for whatever reason) Lit him the fk up in shock and I swear he nearly pissed his pants. Spent the rest of the time clearing push ups.

5 months ago | [YT] | 61

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Senpai DoomGuy

6:10
That wasn't any banana, That was his friend Pedro.

5 months ago | [YT] | 67

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Meme God

We were marching back from chow one night and my DS told the guy next to me he looked like an aborted elephant fetus. It was very difficult not to laugh.

5 months ago | [YT] | 34

Roman Minaster

"Good Evening General Kenobi, Welcome To McDonalds May I Take Your Order?"

5 months ago | [YT] | 40

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NotTooObvious 15151

Our DI told us “IF THE ARMY WANTED YOU TO HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ISSUED ONE!”

2 months ago | [YT] | 6

Christina Wahlberg

It's really hard to watch this dead middle of the night when I'm supposed to be sleeping and trying not to wake anybody else in the house....😂

5 months ago | [YT] | 45

Chicken Nuggets

7:32 He's watering his platoonias

4 months ago | [YT] | 20

big wind brahmin

"take care and pray you never have to go to basic"

Getting shipped to Parris island in May lol

2 months ago | [YT] | 7

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TheFireyTitan

OK, here is the briefing. That man has taken an innocent banana hostage. They are demanding intel on our leading officer. We must comply, but we cannot be caught, or we are killed for treason. Are you ready, Soap?

5 months ago | [YT] | 20

BP Lup

"The DIs were spitballing ideas."

Oh this will be good.

2 months ago | [YT] | 6

Not- Loaded

Waiting to get into the chow hall and some idiots were messing around at the back of formation. 3 DS from another batt. walked up and saw 1 dude dancing. They shout out to my DS Who was at the front of formation letting him know that one of the guys was fooling around. They bring him up to my DS and then he asked the kid what kind of dance was he doing. The kid then proceeded to show him his dance moves and my DS just yelled at him asking, "WHY TF ARE YOU MILEY CYRUS TWERKING IN MY FORMATION?!?!?" I wanted to just lay down and die after I heard that. He had the kid go out under the rain and dance while singing Its Raining Men in front of the whole batt. Epic fucking moment

3 months ago | [YT] | 5

Katarax

The Ink stick the TI was definatly waiting for someone to give that poor kid a ink stick.... basic is like 90% chaos and 10% teamwork.... dont blue falcon and always help some1 do somthing they are being told to do if they are incapable... otherwise you all sit there watching them be humiliated, the ink stick if he had been caught (100% garenteed the TI noticed him slide it to him) could have resulted in maybe a light smoking but they want you working together they are the enemy your flight is your unit

5 months ago | [YT] | 14

Dorittos Senpai

I still firmly believe that USMC Drill instructors take a clown course because some of the shit they say is out of left field. So many time I damn nearly lost my bearings.

4 months ago | [YT] | 6