The Actual State Of The UK

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Count Dankula

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Shared June 25, 2018

Count Dankula

It seems YouTube has censored my comments section.

1 year ago | [YT] | 7,118

Bob Roberts

UK: ‘we have laws to protect free speech’
Me: views edgy meme
UK: sirens start up

1 year ago | [YT] | 2,023

Pasan Jayasinghe

I'm a guy from Sri Lanka who's lifelong dream was to one day visit England. My country was a former British colony and I've grown to love the culture and the ingenuity that the Brits lefts us with. But seeing what's been going on recently with the UK, my mind completely flipped over. Now it feels like I'd be better off visiting Pakistan than the UK because it's hell of a lot cheaper and you're going to see the same shit anyway.

5 months ago | [YT] | 1,289

Szymon Michalski


Do you have a permit for that butter knife 🤔

Do you have a permit for that permit 🤔

5 months ago | [YT] | 1,089



4 months ago | [YT] | 711

Taylor Bee

Stifled by a knife ban, the UK turns TO MARTIAL ARTS

3 months ago | [YT] | 312

Amfear Liathmor

Your pal with the knife whilst out camping should have just said it was for slicing off clitoris's and that being a Muslim it was part of his cultural heritage.

6 months ago | [YT] | 1,123

Shane Weïlshësër

"and I slit his throat with an adjective"

4 months ago | [YT] | 487


Count Dankula, everyone knows the uk is context blind
There’s no difference between having a knife in the middle of the forest or in a highly populated area
There’s no difference between Hitler and a guy that made a nazi joke

3 months ago | [YT] | 246

Winnex The Spray

1984 wasn’t fiction it seems

4 months ago | [YT] | 283

Ethan Johnson

sees that Antifa is coming to my town
Cowabunga it is
loads AR-15

3 months ago | [YT] | 236

Im Error

Stuff like Judge Dread and warhammer 40k were made to satirize the then-current government but it seems like they were actually predicting the future.

Remember citizens of the Empire, posting heretical comments on the internet is illegal. The agents of the Emperor are always watching.

6 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 152


Judge - Why did you have a knife on you?
Me - I'm american

3 months ago | [YT] | 73


>ignore criminals
>make it impossible/illegal for citizens to defend themselves

It's like these governments are siding with the criminals.

Every country needs a 2nd amendment.

3 months ago | [YT] | 403

Jiibo McDinonald

"Being able to lift more than 30lbs per arm classifies them as weapons that will be confiscated"

3 months ago | [YT] | 102

William Bauer

UK: Durr hurr.. the American law system is broken.

Also the UK: *gang violence and murder in London has surpassed New York's record*

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 40

Weeb Destroyer

So the U.K are now becoming a left-wing extremist totalitarian state?

3 months ago | [YT] | 144

Pander TV

I feel like they are going to start arresting cops for carrying a weapon

5 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 91


Sits in my apartment molesting a heavily modified AR-15 in an American metro area watching this video
The UK, tiz a silly place.

3 months ago | [YT] | 189

Victor Villa

> live in Texas, USA
> watching gun videos on YouTube that I'm thinking of buying (don't need a license to buy one)
> this video auto-played after the gun video
> confused why YouTube is showing me this video
> see that knife laws are a thing in the UK
> see that it's more dangerous in the UK than NY
> giggle a bit and understand why YouTube showed me this video

7 months ago | [YT] | 1,752