The Biggest Bullet You've Dodged In Your Life That You Thank The Heavens For To This Day? /AskReddit

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This guy's voice sounds like times new roman

2 months ago | [YT] | 5,832

Ashen Phoenix

So a kid pushed another kid into the street in front of a school bus and got a two day detention

2 months ago | [YT] | 2,996

Just Some Guy with a Mustache

Whenever every introvert cell in your body starts reacting and cancels your plans, thank them. Getting sleepy might just save your life.

2 months ago | [YT] | 918

Just Some Guy without a Mustache

I quite literally dodged a bullet. The day that someone was caught in my school with a firearm, I decided to skip school that day to play video games. The student never shot anyone, but there is still a possibility that they could’ve been after a student in one of my classes.

2 months ago | [YT] | 2,161

Metrack

Wait hold on. A student literally tried to kill another and he only got 2 days of suspension?

I think this is why there is so much school shootings in usa "massacre half of school? Well you are suspended for a week" /s

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,090

norwaydude

I once hooked up with 2 girls on a night out. Coincidentally they were both called Monica. By the end of the night I had made up my mind to go home with Monica1 as she was the cutest and most interesting. So drunk me said loudly "Hey, Monica, do you wanna go back to your place?" Turned out Monica1, who I wanted to go home with, was just out of earshot, but Monica2 heard me and said yes.
It was too awkward to correct her and say I didnt mean her, and I would feel like a pos if I said I'd rather get with the other girl.
So I went home with Monica2. Turned out we hit it off and became friends with benefits for a month or so. All chilled and mutual.
One month later Monica1 was admitted to the hospital were I work as a psychiatric nurse. She was a psycho with severe bipolar and personality disorder.
Bullet dodged!

2 months ago | [YT] | 850

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access

I once actually dodged a bullet that someone shot at me in the woods

2 months ago | [YT] | 919

Ketil Björn

Bully: let's push this kid lmao
Kid: flops to ground with new gained matrix powers to dodge bus
Bus: im a bus lmao
Shoddy school system: yeah you almost killed a kid or whatever you get 2 days detention

2 months ago | [YT] | 213

BROWARD BABY KEVIN

My dad checked my phone my bro looked over and saw what was loading on safari lmao and quickly snatched it and deleted my search history so thank heavens.

2 months ago | [YT] | 216

Jon dow

“Parents tend to make the teacher the enemy quite often” although true, I think all older millennials/gen X’ers with kids remember the “Umbridges” who punished just to punish

2 months ago | [YT] | 434

Matthew Carlisle

My ex miscarried. A month later found she was already married. Husband was deployed. She kicked me out of her apartment the day he came home. It was supposed to be a surprise. The only person surprised was me.

2 months ago | [YT] | 510

Kayenne54

15:21 seriously, whoever pushed him into the street should have been charged with attempted bodily harm, or attempted manslaughter. if a kid is capable of doing that, at that age, what are they going to do when they're adults? People have to stop letting youngsters off so easily. At the very least, frighten the living daylights out of them in a lock up for a night or two.

2 months ago | [YT] | 420

fufufuaru

2-day detention is NOT enough for the kid who pushed op into the street. that’s like a jailable offense, or juvvie or something

2 months ago | [YT] | 194

Eugene H. Krabs

I remember this one time plankton came into me office on a rocket. Thankfully, squidwards forehead acted as a shield!

2 months ago | [YT] | 140

Henrik Høyrup

I've told this story in another Reddit video, but anyway:
About 15 years ago a work colleague was completely head over heels in love with me. She would always talk about children, how many she wanted and that she would love to be a single mum. That made me back off, so she found another guy, and only a month later she told everyone that she was pregnant. They got married some months later, she gave birth to a little girl - and shortly thereafter she got pregnant again. I knew the marriage wouldn't last, because she was very dominant and abused the guy verbally. Plus her comments about being a single mum were stuck in my head. A week after their second child was born she bacially said she didn't love him anymore and divorced him. 14 months and two children later she was the single mum she wanted to be. Too bad she ruined a guy in the process. :/

2 months ago | [YT] | 224

Kay Stephan

About the "my appendix exploded" story: I feel like the first hospital also dodged a bullet there because I'm sure as hell she could have sued the everloving shit outta them for refusing her so carelessly.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 46

Warlady21

My good friend broke up with his high school GF because he wasn't ready to sleep with anyone, and she was so darn pushy. She apparently cheated on him and got knocked up
She wanted to convince him she was the father by sleeping with him.

2 months ago | [YT] | 68

gerble36

When I was still in elementary school, my mother would never let me sleep over at a friends house on a school night. But I would ask anyway, being a optimistic kid. One Wednesday evening, she agreed and I got to sleep over at my best friends apartment, in the same apartment complex. That night, someone threw a shovel through my bedroom window, and the spade landed on my pillow, right where my head would have been. My Mothers gut intuition ( she told me that's what made her decide to say yes) dodged me a bullet and saved my life.

2 months ago | [YT] | 90

michi :v

When I was a kid I dodged a goose, I haven’t felt so scared in my life before (had to climb a tree to protect me cuz my family was just laughing lmao)

2 months ago | [YT] | 37

Frogman Smith

I was a bodyguard for a billionaire inventor who invented something you see in every commercial building. EVERY one. Anyway he wanted to fly to Florida to visit his son over Xmas and I always flew with him. The idea of spending Xmas in FL. and not the freezing north was too appealing. We always stayed on his kid's 150 ft. yacht & he has his own security so the guy said "just take some time off...a paid vacation!" So reluctantly I had to agree. On the flight back home his jet crashed short of the runway due to wind shear and he & his wife & 2 pilots burned unrecognizable. I thought "I tried hard as hell to be on that plane!!" Looking back, best vacation I ever had in the snowing north!

2 months ago | [YT] | 108


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